Submitted By Biff
Yo momma so thrifty that you you’re going to be stuck with some Lisa Frank junk instead of a Trapper-Keeper come September. Good luck making friends this year, chump.
Submitted By Zachary
Yo momma so genuine. No one could fake a smile like that.
Submitted By alan
Yo momma so comforting that I never once worried about my future. After all, it’s *our* future now.
Submitted By Schlomo
Yo momma so mysterious. Things were easier for the two of us when you guys slept in the same house.
Submitted By Jonez
Yo momma’s garden so tight I never mind helping her haul mulch. Sure, my car will smell terrible, but it’s going to be worth it once those hyacinths are in bloom.
Submitted By Candy
Yo momma so old-fashioned she only lets me watch TV for 30 minutes a day. At first I thought it was bullshit, but I’ve learned to appreciate the structure as an instrument of her love.
Submitted By andy
Yo momma so ladylike, but I wish her intrinsic feminine beauty hadn’t sabatoged her bodybuilding career.
Submitted By Sharden
Yo momma’s like a good pair of shoes. She makes me feel comfortable when we walk around all day.
Submitted By shoyen009
Yo momma so sweet that she knows I don’t need sugar for my morning coffee anymore.
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