Yo momma so thrifty that you you’re going to be stuck with some Lisa Frank junk instead of a Trapper-Keeper come September. Good luck making friends this year, chump.
Yo momma so genuine. No one could fake a smile like that.
Yo momma so comforting that I never once worried about my future. After all, it’s *our* future now.
Yo momma so mysterious. Things were easier for the two of us when you guys slept in the same house.
Yo momma’s garden so tight I never mind helping her haul mulch. Sure, my car will smell terrible, but it’s going to be worth it once those hyacinths are in bloom.
Yo momma so old-fashioned she only lets me watch TV for 30 minutes a day. At first I thought it was bullshit, but I’ve learned to appreciate the structure as an instrument of her love.
Yo momma so ladylike, but I wish her intrinsic feminine beauty hadn’t sabatoged her bodybuilding career.
Yo momma’s like a good pair of shoes. She makes me feel comfortable when we walk around all day.
Yo momma so sweet that she knows I don’t need sugar for my morning coffee anymore.