Submitted By Shelster
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Submitted By Kebin
Yo momma’s like ashes. She used to smokin hot and now she’s pretty cool.
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Submitted By lester
Yo momma so considerate that she always puts the thousand thread count sheets on her bed when she knows I’m coming over.
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Submitted By Junpei
Yo momma so generous, but honestly it feels inappropriate to never pay for my own dinner. You know, all things considered.
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Yo momma so inventive, the authorities will probably never find your father.
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